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‘Kick-Ass’ fails to impress, satisfy

When I first heard that there was a movie coming out called “Kick-Ass,” I started to laugh. When I saw the film, I laughed even harder. Surprisingly, “Kick-Ass” was entertaining, action-packed, and heavily flawed.
“Kick-Ass” stars a bunch of no-name actors and Nicolas Cage. Even several days after seeing the movie I can’t figure out what he was doing in it. I guess he needed money. Anyway, the story follows a typical comic-book geek with glasses (because all comic-book geeks wear glasses) named Dave Lizewski, played by Aaron Johnson, who always fantasized being a superhero.
His friends, played by Clark Duke from “Hot Tub Time Machine” and Evan Peters from the audition line, are questioning his beliefs. When Dave buys a superhero costume on eBay, his fantasy comes true and he becomes Kick-Ass. However, since this kid is a geek, he really doesn’t have the full potential of being a superhero. He later joins forces with Hit-Girl, played by the incredibly brave Chloe Moretz, to battle the forces of evil in their town.
The story also involves the Russian mob, the one kid from “Role Models,” and Nicolas Cage dressing as Batman, but the plot pretty much stays consistent throughout. There aren’t any big plot twists or real surprises, just typical teenage humor and incredibly violent and over-the-top action scenes.
Speaking of these scenes, a word of warning for any parents reading this: this movie is really sick. Not just because of all the blood, but mainly because of Hit-Girl. She is about 11 years old, and she is killing, cursing, and dismembering anybody that gets in her way. It’s disturbing, but also mildly amusing and it’s good that this film is taking risks that don’t dampen the experience.
While “Kick-Ass” is funny and shocking, there are many real big problems. The biggest problem is that I’m not sure exactly what the film is trying to be. Is it a comedy? Is it an action film? Is it a love story? Many times throughout the film it changes mood, and goes from a teenage comedy to a teenage bloodfest and finally a high-school love story, and then back again. It’s hard to tell what the film is, but thankfully it’s decent enough to forget about.
Another major issue is the romance side of the story. The film tries WAY too hard to have a thought-provoking, lesson-learning love story that has nothing to do with the plot. The “love” interest, played by the beautiful Lyndsy Fonseca, is simply there for eye-candy and doesn’t add to the drama. I won’t give away what she is doing in the film, but I will warn you again: it’s stupid.
Overall, “Kick-Ass” is, well, not quite what it’s titled. It has its moments, sure, but most of the time I just felt like I was watching “High School Musical,” replacing the music with violence. For every step it takes forward, it takes another big step back, and places itself at just “meh.”


iPad Review

The tablet computer is a fairly old idea. In fact, Bill Gates presented his Tablet PC to the public almost 10 years ago, in 2001. HP, Dell, and other computer manufacturers have been selling many different models of tablet computers since then. However, none of them have really caught the public’s attention.

The iPad, on the other hand, has managed to draw so much attention that the line awaiting the launch at Apple’s flagship store in New York City started on April 1st, two days before the product was released.

Clearly, there is something that sets the iPad apart from other tablet computers. Unlike other tablet computers, this one is widely believed to have a chance at replacing normal computers and notebooks. But is it really good enough at everyday tasks to replace a normal computer?

Overall, the answer is “somewhat.” Basically, the iPad would only be viable to replace a normal computer if that computer was only used mainly for reading, not interacting.

As far as the speed and quality of hardware is concerned, the iPad is top notch. When using it, I found the display to be excellent, with very vivid colors. However, the extremely glossy screen could be a problem when using the iPad outdoors. I was amazed at the speed of the iPad’s unique A4 processor, which Apple created itself for the iPad. Apps were loaded in seconds, and I could see no breaks in the smooth animations. I was unable to test the battery life, but if the Apple statistics are to be believed, it should run for an astounding 10 hours on one charge.

The design, as with most Apple products, is a strong selling point. The device is extremely thin and light, and uses the dark glass and brushed aluminum look that is present in the current iMacs as well.

The software, too, is well designed. The iPad’s operating system is basically a expanded version of the iPhoneOS used in the iPhone and iPod Touch, so it remains extremely intuitive and easy to use. Like its younger siblings, the iPad supports multi-touch gestures that make browsing the web and looking at pictures very simple and enjoyable. It retains the finger friendly controls, so operating it isn’t a hassle. The applications that come installed are a great fit for the iPad.

The iPads unique design and software make it a good eBook reader as well. The iBooks app makes the iPad behave very much like a real book, with nice animations to simulate page turns. The iBookstore has a vast variety of eBooks, which you can buy anywhere there is a WiFi connection. Although many people believe that the iPad will replace the Amazon Kindle, I disagree. The Kindle is much better suited for reading eBooks. It has an e-ink screen, which makes the screen look like a printed page, thus causing less eyestrain. Also, the Kindle screen is better for reading outdoors or in bright light, as it has a matte finish, unlike the iPad. Finally, the Kindle comes with a free 3G network, so you can download new books almost anywhere. The iPad, on the other hand, only has WiFi on its base $499 model. The model with 3G support costs $629 to start, with monthly pricing starting at 14.99 for 250MB per month.

The internet browser is very smooth, and shows web pages zoomed so that they fit perfectly on the screen. It is very easy to move around the page, all using your fingers, which, as Jobs said, makes the experience much more personal.

However, there are some flaws with the software as well. First, the iPad can run only one application at a time. That means its impossible to write an email while listening to Pandora radio, for example. This kind of functionality made sense for the iPhone and iPod touch, since most people wouldn’t use those devices to do two things at once, and the limitation made sure that the processor wouldn’t get bogged down. However, the iPad markets itself as more of a real computer than the iPhone did, and thus its disappointing as well as frustrating to see that Apple hasn’t removed this limitation.

Another problem that exists in the iPad is its limited browsing experience. The browser included (a mobile version of Safari) has no support for external plugins. Since much of the interactive web depends on these plugins (such as Adobe Flash Player, Microsoft Silverlight, etc.) Browsing is pretty much limited to reading and looking at the web. For example, since the recent Olympics used Silverlight to show the videos, it would be impossible to view them in the iPad.

Perhaps the most limiting flaw in the iPad’s design would be its keyboard. Although Steve Jobs did claim it was “a dream to type on” when he unveiled the design, when I tested it, it was extremely cumbersome. When I tried touch-typing, I realized that in order to do so, I would have to hold my hands in such a way that they did not touch the screen, so I could touch only the key I wanted to press. Not only does this get extremely tiring, it becomes hard to stay on the correct keys, because one’s hands could easily move forward or back without one noticing. This problem rules out using this device to write documents or make anything that requires a lot of typing. In some ways, typing with my thumbs like one type on the iPhone was actually more accurate. However, this method of typing has its own problem. The size of the iPad makes it really hard to reach the middle keys on the keyboard with one’s thumbs when one is holding the iPad with the fingers of one’s hand on the back as support. If one holds the iPad with only one’s fingertips, it’s easy to reach the keys, but uncomfortable for your fingertips. Overall, typing on the iPad’s virtual keyboard is cumbersome.

Even though these limitations mean the iPad isn’t suited for productivity applications, Apple is selling its iWork office suite for the iPad. The 3 applications that are part of the suite, Keynote, Pages, and Numbers, have all been redesigned for the iPad’s smaller, touchscreen display. Although they work very smoothly, I doubt they will be very useful. Since typing is a hassle on the iPad, these applications will probably not be used to write or create whole documents, but rather edit them. I find the presentation application, Keynote, to be especially out of place on the iPad, because the device only has one port: the same one as the iPod. Therefore, you can’t actually connect the iPad to a projector unless you buy the $30 adapter to turn the port into a normal VGA port.

Since the iPad is so thin and simple, you need to buy extra adapters to get things that you would take for granted in a normal computer. The USB port adapter and an SD card reader cost $30 more together. A stand for the iPad which charges it costs another $30. If you want a dock that has a physical keyboard attached, you need $70.

Basically, in order to make the iPad more like a real computer, you need to buy a lot of accessories. Thus, its clear the the iPad is not designed to be a computer replacement. However, if one uses a computer only for reading web pages, writing emails, and looking at photos, the iPad would be a perfect alternative.

The iPad is like many of Apple’s products. They have been designed with simplicity in mind, not simply with a goal of cramming in all sorts of features. The iPad doesn’t do that many things, but what it does, it does really well. However, the limitation makes it seem as if Apple might be overdoing the simplicity here.


“The Crazies” is Crazy Fun

Remember the 1974 George A. Romero film “The Crazies”? Me neither. Well, having never seen the original (mainly because it is nowhere to be found), I did not know how I would enjoy the remake. It turns out that “The Crazies” is one of the most exhilarating zombie/horror movies I have ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot.

Directed by Breck Eisner, “The Crazies” follows Sheriff David Dutton, played by the underrated Timothy Olyphant, who watches over the peaceful town of Ogden Marsh, Iowa. Since the population of Ogden Marsh is so small, pretty much everybody knows and respects each other. While the sheriff and his partner (played by Joe Anderson) watch a baseball game, one of the locals walks into the middle of the field with a shotgun, ready to shoot someone. The sheriff manages to kill the person and assumes he was drunk. After the coroner finds out that his BAC was 0.0, things start to go, well, crazy.

It turns out that there is a poison in the water supply, but how the poison got there will only be revealed to those who see the film. I will tell you, though, that the source is a little far-fetched, but nevertheless interesting. The sheriff and his pregnant wife, played by the lovely Radha Mitchell, now have to find a way out of the city, not only because there are zombies on the loose, but because the military quarantined the town, fearing that the virus will spread. This is where the film really kicks into high gear, since there are now two things the protagonists have to worry about.

“The Crazies” is both well acted and well directed, and is definitely scary. Olyphant does a great job as the hero, and it is a shame that he doesn’t get that many good film roles. Radha Mitchell also does well as the pregnant wife, but the chemistry between her and Olyphant was a little weak. Eisner does an excellent job at creating tense and suspenseful moments, but is now a proven master at jump scares. This film is packed full of jump moments, and some of them will bounce you out of your seat. The cinematography is also good for a horror film, and some set pieces are absolutely stunning, especially the terrifying car wash scene.

While “The Crazies” is fun, it is so full of typical horror movie clichés (the classic “wait here” line is present more than twice). False scares where there may be a jump but isn’t? Check. The protagonist is immune to the disease? Check. What about the cocky partner who doesn’t like to follow orders? You bet. However, these are used so regularly in movies today that it does not hurt the experience. But REALLY? Can’t there be anything new anymore? It’s a good thing the movie has strong characterization and a story that makes sense because this horror film would have ended up like all the others: in the $5 bargain bin.

Overall, “The Crazies” simply takes all of the usual horror movie formulas and presents them in a unique way, and it adds up to be a fun ride. It’s scary, sometimes sad, and mostly silly, but that is what makes it worth watching. You’d be crazy to miss it.